“Adult size diapers (extra thick)”
“Sheep pleasuring kit”
“Vampire grooming kit”
“Fake muscles (pump included)”
“My Little Pony Sex Doll”
“Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)”
You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.
What would make a dildo “industrial strength”? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.
Industrial strength can mean two things here. Either it’s the size of the dildos, or it’s the fact that they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end without noticeable material degradation.
Possibly both things.
they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end
Great. Now I have MORE questions!
Likely polished stainless steel with a replaceable silicone sheath over top of it.
you can’t figure it out, it’s a trade secret smh
I’ve heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.
Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.
The most descret packaging
Black & Decker dildos
Does he really like to do that? Or does he just like to photoshop pictures of boxes on porches and pretend that he does.
