I am disgusted, but part of me wants to crochet one because I can.

What, specifically, is “cosy” about this?!

I read the title as “The Toilet Cosby” and did not know what to expect

Somethings are just wrong, this is one of them.

The family poodle will love this, as it drinks in Victorian luxury.

Oh god… It reminds me of the velvet toilet seat Evan and Katelyn made as a joke… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ORbHSQ5pw

Even the mother disapproved lol