- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
I’m pretty sure you know what follows…
Image transcript
A recreation of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme. A white CASIO CFX-9850GB PLUS calculator is laid on its side on a cushion while three TI-83 Plus and two TI-84 Plus calculators, all black, are standing behind the cushion. The faces of corresponding actors are shown in 4-tone pixelated pictures on each calculator’s respective screens, grayscale on the TIs and sepia-toned on the CASIO thanks to its (limited) color graphics. Words of the text “Original meme by Chaotic Neutral Czech” are used in place of the SHIFT functions on a row of keys on the Casio as a mild watermark.
Buddy, this is fantastic, and you obviously put in a lot of work on this
Do you know what fuckin community you’re in?
I know…
Is 2004 too recent to be history? Is this a scene that actually happened, making it not fake? And given the source of the image and the effort, this definitely fits the porn part of the title. So despite it not being a mislabeled historical photo, I think it fits well enough.I will crosspost it to !mathmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !memes@lemmy.ml but I don’t think people would appreciate it as much there. 3 years ago, it got the most upvotes at r/fakehistoryporn anyway.
You misunderstand the purpose of this community so hard
From the about section:
Welcome to /c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world , where fake history is made. Find a historically significant photo, come up with a fake history title, post it, laugh.
I did read the sidebar but I don’t think it’s a major problem - as I explained above, this is fake, history and porn, and will likely be appreciated by subscribers of this community.
I do think it is fine, but the point is…
Find a historically significant photo, come up with a fake history title, post it, laugh.
I mostly agree but I would not call it the point. The point is to have fun over fake history. This is a rule or guideline which I admittedly broke de iure but I think I acted sufficiently in the spirit of our community that such posts should be allowed sparingly (as long as they don’t overrun the community outside its moderators’ intentions). In 2020, I posted this on r/memes, r/mathmemes r/fakehistorymemes, where it arguably fits better, but the r/fakehistoryporn post got most upvotes and there is no fake history memes community on Lemmy anyway.
I only have 3 graphing calculators and only paid $50 for them (the CASIO is borrowed and the TI-83+ was donated to me with a broken screen cable, and later I resold the TI-84+ for $40 so just $10 in total) but it took me a week to make this back in June 2020. Consider the procedure (the one I took, other are possible):
- Download HQ meme template, paste into GIMP.
- Crop/resize to display res (
96x64
or128x64
), adjust brightness/contrast. - Create a color palette with 4 colors according to calc’s display capabilities (non-adjustable grayscale levels for TI, adjustable tones from white through orange to dark blue to murky green on the CASIO - only orange tones and the dark one are useful for faces so I dialed contrast of each way down).
- Change the image to Indexed Mode with the corresponding color palette.
- Check if all looks good (all colors used sufficiently & appropriately), if not, undo & repeat from step 2.
- Copy image into LogoMotion (2002 graphics software).
- For Casio:
- • Change palette to:
0=white
,1=red
,2=blue
,3=dark green
(out of the 16-color DOS pallette). - • Copy to MS Paint. (I did not know any other software that can do step 10 back then.)
- • Save as 4-bit BMP.
- • Use bmp2cat.exe to create a CASIO-compatible file. You could reverse-engineer the format and make your own converter but this is faster.
- • Build a USB-2.5" adapter using an Arduino’s USB-TTL chip (with the ATmega processor removed or held in “RESET” state) and old headphones.
- • Connect the calc to the PC.
- • Using Device Manager, find out the COM port to use.
- • Use CASIO’s FA-124 software to transfer the file.
- • Press
MENU→E
to adjust the contrast on the calculator (lower for all colors to get skin tone optimised sepia). - •
MENU→5
(GRAPH
),SHIFT→MENU
(SETUP
), disable axes & coordinates. - •
MENU→1
(RUN
),SHIFT→F4→F1
(Cls
),EXE
,OPTN→F6→F6→F2→F2
(RclPic
),[
, ]EXE
- For TI-8x Plus:
- • Make 2 monochrome copies of the images - one containing the MSBitplane, one as the LSBitplane.
- • Upload both of each image to img2cpp, convert with settings 96x64, horizontal bytes, invert colors enabled.
- • Copy the resulting code into a text editor.
- • Use the Find & Replace tool to remove line breaks within data, as well as
0x
byte prefixes and,
separators. - • Change everything to uppercase.
- • Download the Axe Parser and the game SET from ticalc.org.
- • Upload
SETSRC
andSETPIC
to the Cemetech online editor. - • Change the amount of splashscreen data from
512
to768
bytes (fullscreen) and offset to 0 (top of screen). - • Paste your edited data from the text editor into the
Pic4A
andPic4B
variables,MSBitplane
first,LSBitplane
second. Rename them accordingly - both inSETPIC
andSETSRC
of course. - • Alter the code to add 1-2 extra splashscreens into the game, including the
getKey(0)
function to wait for a key press. Add the new images as variables inSETPIC
. - • Download both files back.
- • For calc connection, rebuild the Arduino-CASIO converter to a TI-compatible one, or use any miniUSB cable (84 only) and then a calc-to-calc cable for 84-83 transfer using 2 2.5" jacks with swapped L/R (Tx/Rx). (Official cables are expensive!)
- • Download Axe,
SETSRC
,SETPIC
andGRAYLIB
to the calculator’s archive. - • Run Axe, set your shell of choice and compile
SETSRC
. - • Archive the resulting SET program, if your shell supports auto-unarchiving of programs (like MirageOS). If not, copy it to the PC for backup.
- • Run SET. If the screen turns blank and then turned off, an unknown error has occured (happens in unedited version of the game too). Contents of RAM are then corrupted and therefore deleted on the next startup. This is why the game needs to be archived to Flash or backed up on your PC’s drive! Keep retrying (holding
ON
at the right time helps) until the game actually starts and the splashscreens are displayed sequentially. The rest of the game may be broken as the “full circle” card graphics are invisible, but we’re doing it for the splashscreen anyway. - Repeat steps 26-35 for all other TI-8x Plus calcs you have.
- Build a cardboard stand for each calculator.
- Attach a polariser to your camera to make the LCDs stand out (this halves the brightness of everything but the displays. The CASIO has a vertical polariser, unlike the TIs, but that is OK since it is rotated into a “sitting position” anyway).
- Arrange the scene in an improvised lightroom with a pillow, metal clothespins and the calcs on cardboard stands. Unless you have expensive even indoor lighting, a cloudy day is required. Camera must be on a tripod with fixed focus, exposure, aperture, ISO, WB etc.
- Take all the pictures you need, moving the TIs you don’t have 5 of between the shots. To simplify the editing process, go from left to right and always move the left one 2 spaces to the right, change the displayed image and resleeve the calc into another cover (to look like 2 different units) without altering the position of the other calcs.
- Take close-ups of all displays to compensate for the compact camera’s subpar optics.
- Combine the shots in good image manipulation SW.
- Clean up imperfections.
- Change the sin⁻¹, cos⁻¹, tan⁻¹ button labels of the CASIO to your
RedditLemmy username for a subtle yet readable watermark.
This is wild lmao. Internet culture is going to be hieroglyphics to people 100 years from now
If they can find knowyourmeme.com at archive.org, they’ll be fine but they probably won’t care enough. There are only a handful of 100-year-old political cartoons explained online (like this one) and nobody will care enough about a pre-AI porn video or the squabbles of tech companies (that are already slowly losing relevance) enough to explain it.