voracitude@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoMy body and I have an adversarial relationshiplemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1348arrow-down119
arrow-up1329arrow-down1imageMy body and I have an adversarial relationshiplemmy.worldvoracitude@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 months agoThe conversation for me usually goes: Brain: Hmm, I’m not doing anything, might as well eat. Stomach: Yeah, I guess I could have a bite. Brain: I’ve eaten, but there’s more pizza there. Guess I’ll have more. Stomach: Please no, I’m full. Brain: Hmm, two more slices isn’t really enough to save, I should eat it. Stomach: God please, no. Let it end! I can’t take any more! Brain: Oh! I just remembered we have some ice cream in the freezer! Stomach: KILL ME! I WANT TO DIE! Me: Ugh, why the fuck did I eat a whole pizza by myself…
The conversation for me usually goes:
Brain: Hmm, I’m not doing anything, might as well eat.
Stomach: Yeah, I guess I could have a bite.
Brain: I’ve eaten, but there’s more pizza there. Guess I’ll have more.
Stomach: Please no, I’m full.
Brain: Hmm, two more slices isn’t really enough to save, I should eat it.
Stomach: God please, no. Let it end! I can’t take any more!
Brain: Oh! I just remembered we have some ice cream in the freezer!
Stomach: KILL ME! I WANT TO DIE!
Me: Ugh, why the fuck did I eat a whole pizza by myself…