Okay but I NEED to know what’s in the Stegosaurus folder
that… is not a stegosaurus, that’s a sauropod
you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die
No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself
My thought was some stenography files.
Obviously Stegosaurus-porn
Horses love it.
I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin’s bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface
Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top
That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.
regular stuff
…just going to ignore the ‘horses’ folder?
did they stutter
Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?
You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”
No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron
What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)“Family Stuff”
oh no
Yo but let’s see the Download folder contents
I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I’m sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
Bet my ass there’s porn in “Schoolwork”
The only place I bet.
Plot twist: the
horsesfolder is full of clips of Vaush.You mean clips for Vaush
Who else missed the “cute college girl” folder?
I did because I saw “Vampire Porn” first
Jeez just put it in a folder called “porn” on your desktop.
You gotta hide it a little bit. That’s why mine is labeled “notPorn”.
Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?
Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking “why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?”
Imma need that horse folder. For science.
I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says
“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”
