The operative word in this headline is “fair”. The ultrarich use their share of everything for a few days - or hours, or minutes - then switch to using everybody else’s the rest of the year.

Luigi has done his part. Let’s hope the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom are ready and armed.

I get the impression billionaires are a big reason we aren’t addressing climate change. Sad that the Children of Kali are our best hope.

Carbon credits are horseshit.