“Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough”

Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

This brings tears to my eyes.

…no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

I’m learning so much from this community.

Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done

I usually use a very large salt.

No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish