I like pissing in a toilet right after it’s been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It’s like I’m doing chemistry, but with my penis.

lean

Weirdly, it’s only ever in one toilet too

You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger’s renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.

If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor

i can’t tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that