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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

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I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.

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      May I remind you, they also come in giant size.

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        I could deal with cat size bears

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            Trash pandas bears

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          Ok but what about dachshund sized worms?

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            I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.

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                Not really, my wiener will be the same size regardless of the measuring system, be it imperial, banana based or dachshund based.

                The fallic nature of the worm you just measured in dachshunds, that’s another matter entirely.

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          I would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.

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