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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

    • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Gotcha covered

  • Altofaltception@lemmy.world
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    Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Mrs Claus?

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

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      Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

      • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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        Santa’s Milk Pump

        VERY NSFW

        • Slovene@feddit.nl
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          https://lemmus.org/post/2275131

          Also NSFW

          • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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            It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?

            • Slovene@feddit.nl
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              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw

              • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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                Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

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      The creature or something, I dunno.

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
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        It’s knife guy

        • Adi2121@lemmy.ml
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          Or maybe the meat worm

          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
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            11 months ago

            Meat worm guy 🪱

      • MBM@lemmings.world
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        11 months ago

        Christmas guy 🪱

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    cum

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    • XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee
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    Por que no los dos

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.

    • Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Wait, I thought men could produce milk.

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