Daddy was one of the handful of lucky survivors who weren’t crushed by a SUV or abducted by a serial killer. Back then, families had, like, 13 kids so that at least one or two would survive the perils of playing outside.

Come 2028, they’ll have someone else to blame for all the personal hardships they suffered over the past 4 years, and will vote extra-Trumpy to punish them.

It’s OK. They’ll just blame the gays, Mexicans, or woke liberal elites. Or, for old time’s sake, the Jews.

It takes a heroic amount of cocaine to make something so devoid of taste and see it through.

If they knew where Ea-Nasīr was buried, people would leave flowers for him as well.

Isn’t the Venn diagram of people who didn’t vote Republican and people who enjoy cruise ships just two disjoint circles?

Surely she’ll be less bad than DeVos, though

“turn towards”?

I wonder if Musk put some pressure on the courts behind the scenes.

Where’s “beach”?

It’ll be rolled into Elmo’s X “everything app” as the preferred way of paying bribes, when you can’t book an overpriced room at a Trump Hotel.

The fediverse needs to outlast BlueSky, so that when its VC backers call time and demand a profitable exit (i.e. enshittification), there’ll still be a fediverse.

Replace the carrot with a cucumber, as they perceive those as dangerous snakes

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

South Korea should retaliate by airdropping PornHub gift cards on them.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Don’t forget mutual aid requests

Rwanda is ahead of the “civilised world”.

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

No, Germany has a coalition between the Social Democrats (i.e. Labour/Dems) and Greens, which is in minority as the Free Democrats (i.e. Ayn Rand fans) dropped out because everyone else was sick of their bullshit.

If AfD were in power, Germany would be providing arms to Russia to help it stabilise its region. A lot of things will happen before that does, up to and including a CDU/SDP left-right grand coalition.