Perfect

How’s their bread?

Y’all need to start rubbing your ass on decoy food. Go ahead, eat my butt croissant.

My anxiety anxiety

I just boof a tampon soaked in 151 to start my day

This triggered my anxiety a bit

As someone who’s currently rolling a nut log, this has come full circle. If only Nintendo could see me stream their games to my phone while I churn some fresh colon sausage.

Is it served with egg nog? wtf

I saw this posted as well and it took every fiber of my being to not comment.

Your comment inspired me to buy ball powder, thanks friend

Very much so. As people have mentioned there’s a lot of good advice here. A Nintendo Switch might be worth checking out as a starting point. It’s handheld and can also connect to your TV to play on a larger screen.

In an ironic twist the bullet actually made the Boeing plane safer

Hopefully after a bit more CTE Jake Paul will just kill himself. Maybe we can watch that live on Netflix too

I was really hoping to see Jake Paul get crippled.

I’ll take a million and he can bite the tip of my ear off too.

How else do you think Tyson could make 20 million?

If you look closely you can still see the homeless encampments even back then

Buy your heroin now before the prices spike!

I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob

I just set a filter to weed out the word ‘Trump’. The bubble is cozy, come on in