I never thought about it like that, but that explains why I played through Borderlands 2 over and over again while doing chemo. Everything hurt but I could still mow down some baddies.

I have a cat named Scooter, too. Scooters of the world unite! If there’s treats involved.

Would that help?

I want to have two, named Fuck Around and Find Out. That is one serious face.

In other astonishing news, water is wet and we’ve fucked up this planet.

Why does his face remind me of the Phantom of the Opera? Maybe there will be an unfortunate chandelier falling incident.

Understatement of the millennia.

I’ve heard that before. Feel like it’s not actually her quote.