My son has a WW2 gas mask, I should try that next time without warning. Wonder what my wife would say?

Putting them in the fridge for a few hours or more before chopping (overnight is best) also works.

I know, I’m not funny. But maybe someone will find this helpful.

Oh right, yeah I’ve heard that but didn’t think of it. It’s not funny, just assholes being assholes.

Helicopter joke?

🤣

This! This is the right response! Thank you! 🤣

I don’t even make the chart? CIS father of a trans kid trying to make the trans kid laugh when they try to get my attention at the store by saying “Dad!”

Holy shit, I’ve seen this movie!

Battery pack and battery strap.

Agreed!

One of the games from the VGAs I’m excited about!

Their other two games struggled but got good enough that I enjoyed them. So I’ll wait and see if they figure their crap out.

If you’re itching for a factory game that’s not as well known yet Dyson Sphere Project. I picked it up about a month ago and am nearing 200 hours in it and am hooked!

I also loved Satisfactory and Factorio.

I would argue CEOs are a lot more fun than slinkies when you push them down the stairs.

Fun fact, the sticker is also non toxic, if you’d like to eat it that is.

I’m pretty sure you just won comment of the year! This is great and very helpful.

Totally agreed! It’s amazing how bad eating trash makes me feel over time.

It used to. 2014 I almost passed out at the top of pikes peak due to me weight and how out of shape I was. I fixed that!

Lost 80lbs over 2 years and feel younger now than I did in 2014.

I’m not sure why you’re getting down voted but I like the joke.

I also live in a green state and think of myself as a bit overweight. Visited family in MS, I’m a Mississippi 9 at least!

I’ll start calling my kid that, see if they figure out why! 😂