That’s the Microsoft difference!™

When they allow me to put the damn taskbar where I want I will consider it.

If they want you to be over 6ft it’s only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn’t made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

You must be mistaken. You are married so that is your wife’s steam deck, so is the 2nd one you are planning to buy. Maybe doing a sexy dance will get you some time with it?

Listen men, it’s ok to ask for a hug. You don’t have to dress like a snake and wiggle your butt down main street unless it’s dress-like-a-snake-and-wiggle-yo-ass day and that’s in April. See you there!

I can tell you what I would do with $424m, disappear. I’d still do good with most of it but I’m going to leave human society and go join a herd of elephants.

Classic, that and his epic “Übermensch, the red-nose Atheist”

Wow, I didn’t realize hipsters existed in 1902. I thought they were invented in Echo Park in the 2000s.

People like it when you compliment them. So next time you are in a voice chat and your roommate is nearby, start talking about how handsome they are and how large their genitals are. They wont be bothered by your talking ever again.

It’s just easier to throw it out and steal another

Can’t lose what he’s never had, my love 💕

In my list of 9 anime streaming sites a whole total of 0 were affected. You can’t beat piracy this way.

Even in the 90s I was tired of working as a server, so after my lunch shift I went to the cell phone store next door and told them I wanted to sell phones instead of food. Hired me on the spot. The commissions back then were insane. Sign someone up for Nextel, they’d pay us $2500/customer and I’d get 10% of that. If I could only go back and buy apple stock with that money :'(

Elon is just one $400 billion hospital bill away from being homeless like the rest of us.

When it is raining outside suddenly the bed gets 30% cozier

Can someone record themselves reading this article and send me a link?

GTA 6 will be the last one this century.

Jesus, at this point is when more rational, capable people would resign. If I had one wish it would be that the world leaders would feel the same shame I feel when I accidentally cut someone off while driving. Maybe this world would be a better place.