I don’t want to discuss the incident in detail because it was very traumatic, but long story short, I had a near-drowning incident when I was 12 (technically not a drowning because I survived). I was technically dead for several minutes.

I saw nothing. total blank. I remember flashes of struggling to get to the side of the pool one moment, and flashes of waking up in an ambulance the next. then it cuts out again, and then I woke up in a hospital room with tubes in all my holes (plus some tubes in new holes) and surrounded by my mom and brothers.

I feel bad for the employees who have to clean that mess.

especially because 1) it will be trashed again in 30 minutes, and 2) they get paid crap

at least, in the end, they rid the world of themselves. MAGAts want everyone else dead.

look, I don’t know what your problem is, but you need to get a hobby, kid, lmao

what? didn’t you just comment on the Star Trek sub? what is this?

are you serious? lol

so… how do you like openSuSE after 3 years of fedora?

I just noticed: Trump has been charged with 14 counts on the indictment, but Giuliani has been charged with 15, lmao

The guy should be a comedian because I almost shit myself laughing at this, ahahaha!

oops!

IIRC, lemmy.world is hosted in the US, making them liable under US laws.

edit: IR incorrectly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by getting it surgically altered. I could never show the old face ever again.

also, moving and changing my name.

yikes

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“How they’re totally going to get away with it”

Such bullshit

But he’s still managing to prevent the Rs from rebranding into something sane enough idiots can vote for.

I seriously doubt there’s any danger of that happening, but would that really be so horrible? if the republicans became more… sane?

“So this is how liberty dies… to thunderous applause…"

they’re not even hiding how badly they want a King or Emperor.

pay your workers a fair wage! end tipping culture!

Plus the Founders caused their own bout of chaos

well, technically, FC assimilated Earth happened in an alternate timeline, but you make a good point about the Domino War and wanting to avoid that. So, yeah, I’d want to arrive after that ended.

getting your door kicked in by a gang of cops about to shoot you to death tends to wake a person up

what misinformation?

oh, definitely TNG-era Star Trek.

Socialist Space Utopia where I can be or do whatever I like anywhere I like, free of need and want? Sounds awesome!

What would I do? Explore the endless opportunities!