I was one of the few people who bought the original Surface and I actually loved Windows 8 on that thing. I even used Internet Explorer because the touch interface was fantastic. It all got taken away though.

That you could catch pneumonia from breathing in steam from the shower as I heard that a symptom is water in the lungs. A friend’s dad died of pneumonia and I had to shower with my head stuck out of the curtain.

Inspector Frank Butterman: suppose you’re wondering why we call them the “Andies”?

Nicholas Angel: They’re both called Andrew?

They said you were good!

Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn’t it, Dad? [Danny gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket]

Danny Butterman: Fuck off!