So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that’s where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2