Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

This description just turned me on.

I would do this. This. I would do.

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

This is a woman I could appreciate.

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

Both sides are run by religious fundamentalist which are the worst types of human on earth. Any religion that thinks they’re “chosen” treat women like shit because of their males littlest-of-dick-energy available.

Watching them fuck themselves up while I’m over here eating my popcorn.

Call 1-877-447-4487

For the bee

Beelionaire

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.