When I was a kid, I used a vending machine that had a busted coin return button; it counted the coins I put in, but also spat them back out, so I got some free snacks.

Come and get me, cops.

I admire Ed Harris as an actor. Worst I’ve heard about him is that he can be “serious” on sets (and I believe it, look at The Rock’s outtakes), but that’s just fine with me.

Some of my favorites that come to mind:

• Ten Cent Beer Night
• The Cereal Men
• Carry A Nation
• Ronald Reagan
• The Mad Gasser

Now hit him with the puppy.

For anyone looking for a good episode to start with, The Rube is a certified classic.

Just rewatched this one a few days ago. Still so much fun! And it’s even got a sequel tease at the end, title and everything. :(

The Force Awakens. Not just at the end, though, but also when the opening crawl started and when every returning character showed up.

"I know what that is! I clapped when I saw it!

Duncan Idaho from Dune. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was originally a name Frank Herbert used on a fake ID

The greatest Olympic marathon there ever was.

The same guys also made Top Secret!, which I adore just about as much as those.

So delicious he ate himself to death!

I’ve had an eBay alert set up for this one for ages.

I really just need to give up and emulate it already.