Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing

Looks like I’m picking up sewing again…

You could always dual boot on Linux 😁

You could try with homebrew to install some software, but the apple ID I’m afraid is a requirement. Use company email with company phone number.

Yeah, use a company phone

But it’s a government website, so you know, part of the cabal covering up the truth

Obligatory sad /s

Well hippos then went berserk and now fuck everything up on sight

Technically speaking, no. But more polite, I agree

The driving force behind technological evolution

And there’s a dog turd under it

Just as a test, can you try ubuntu? It looks like you tried “enterprise” distros, may be worth with a more generic one, maybe they have a different set drivers.

Also, can you try running lspci command, maybe it shows any devices it doesn’t recognize (so you can investigate those specifically). Pretty sure there is also a gui app about drivers, but I’m not familiar with kde.

pray the UK away

The rest of Europe

yes, but now how you imagined it

https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/15503088

They reason (and I want to stress that it’s their ideology, not mine) that men can keep doing crotchspawn when they are old. So the obvious solution is to force girls to marry and get breeded by men off all ages. /s but unfortunately not so much

Sounds like somebody hasn’t heard of flirting technique “neggingmaxxing”. /s

I completely just made that up

Yeah they do KYC (know your customer). Pretty straightforward anyway.

Unless you renounce US citizenship of course. I understand it’s a bit extreme, but it is a solution

you should really read “the laundry files” by Charles Stross. It’s a whole series of stories on this topic basically

And Amos was so great. Both the actor and the character. The books are possibly even better

Oh nice, I knew “when you assume you make an ass of u and me”