Jolteon

1.85/510GB.

unlimited

???

Hell, Michigan in the US definitely has a shot.

Don’t forget being lost in River crossings.

The Android app works well. I rarely have issues with it, except when switching back and forth between the web player and and the app, when it sometimes doesn’t properly sync progress fast enough.

In terms of most used for me, it would be:

• Nextcloud: contains my contacts, calendar, and photos synced with my phone, as well as access to files on my server from any web browser.
• Home assistant: both automated and remote control of your lights, thermostat, etc.
• Audiobookshelf: only really useful if you have an audiobook collection
• Vault Warden: self-hosted bitwarden. Not really all that important to self-host, since a bit warden’s clients are open source.
• Frigate: only useful if you have security cameras.
• Navidrome: only useful if you have a music collection.
• Jellyfin: only useful if you have a movie / TV collection.

Relevant XKCD

Poetry isn’t for the one reading it, it’s for the one writing it.

To be fair, in that specific case, they could have been rounding to the nearest $5. Unlike virtually all other instances of that behavior.

In the short-term, absolutely. Look what happened when panic buying happened during the start of COVID.

Speaking of fiber and things that are not fiber, asymmetric connections are one of the most predatory internet practices in existence, only a small distance behind data caps. Oh, you want our super expensive 1gbps plan? How about 3mbps upload?

I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won’t need to specify that for very long.

We put the ET in Fish™️

You say that but it’s pathetic how little has been upgraded to add support for IPV6.

Hey, if you got the property mortgage-free from your parents, all you have to pay is taxes. The taxes/insurance on a property like that would still be high, but not unreasonable for someone working full time, especially if they don’t have to worry about a mortgage.

Theoretically the water hammer effect might be able to break that glass, but I think it’s unlikely.

Hey, as long as you’ve got three or four feet of slow down it’s probably not lethal. I always assume that when a superhero catches someone, they’re using the same magic they used to fly to cushion their body as they’re being slowed down during the last 5 to 10 ft. And being slowed from terminal velocity to a standstill over the course of 5 ft will still be quite strenuous, but if the acceleration is relatively consistent, you almost certainly make it out okay.

Hey, but it had a silencer on it, which is absolutely what it’s called, and makes the shots super quiet so they won’t be heard by people in the next room!

Honestly, 500 bucks a year is not that much to spend on a hobby as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

So calling someone a potato in German is a slur?

This is literally the one case in which that is the grammatically correct question.