Mr Reach

Plot twist: you terra ghosted that turn

Understandable.

Holy shit this looks awful.

Solid 6 today. Tired.

Fromsoft would be more likely acquiring them, so actually start pushing.

This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.

Got that dog in me.

Poor bastard.

Clunky, generic, with a dash of trying to copy trends?

My money’s on dead in 8 months.

Wife went from “aww you’re too cute to kill” to “alright you little shit feed the kraken” in exactly 2 hours.

It’s her favorite game of all time. She’s at around 100 hours.

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

Im here, I’m weird, don’t get used to it or I cease to function.

Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It’s better to pretend that didn’t happen.

Due to budget cuts we’re dialing down eternal damnation to mild inconvenience for 30 years.

Tesla rifle go brrr across 3 bugs curving around to my teammates.

The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said “Yup, that’s PETA.”

Saw his bad ending and decided on a running start.

THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE. YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT.

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

Funny enough, the movie has a better fitting ending while the comic has better story pacing.