NoSpiritAnimal

Hey it’s my first thought on hearing that Boeing satellite “exploded for no reason”.

She has done as much to change the electoral college as you have.

Eagerly awaiting her next 4 year hibernation.

Fill in the blanks then.

Yes but have you considered how this Coverfield attack will affect the team?

He can drop his lawsuit if he likes, but the countersuit isn’t up to him.

Discovery should be interesting

Oh no they’re all me

Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.

At 60 MPH the Hummer EV has the same kinetic energy as a 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback going 120mph.

The “I’m feeling lucky button” was born from those days. I remember the old times, when it worked.

What if reform the classist society? Checkmate Luxemburg.

No, modern polling is mostly useless. The respondents skew heavily in one direction (old people that answer the phone).

There is no sample size big enough to account for a complete cultural shift away from answering phone calls and text messages from people you don’t know.

Most polls report a response rate of about 90%, as reported by a PEW analysis of available studies. However, that is a made up number which does not account for attrition (quitters) or non-response to panel recruitment (no answers). If you include those numbers the real response rate is about 3%. Which means between the initial contact and giving their opinion 97% of people asked don’t participate in a given poll.

No he does not, especially if you’re going with 90s Magneto. It’s the whole reason Fabian Cortez tried to murder him.

He is however a zionist and wants mutants to have their own homeland separate from baseline humans.

Dog’s old as fuck

I can’t even get my mom to stop believing that her bank would text her asking for her account info.

Some choice lyrics from “If you own the Washington Redskins you’re a cock” by Atom and His Package:

And you’ll go “Wah wah wah, you’re so PC” And I will say “Wait” Remind me again how it came to be That being “the stupid American” is a desirable trait

Wouldn’t it be offensive if we cheered: “Rah rah rah” for the Carolina Negroes With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros? Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes With dollar bills on their helmets cause that’s what they like You know?

“Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too? Ain’t that the same thing for Christians that’s offending you?”

When there’s a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team You’ll be right, you’ll be right But until then You’re. Not. Right

Tie Fighter and Dark forces were great games, but I always liked Xwing, because I was more accurate when the aiming reticle was locked center screen.

In the mid-90s my dad bought a Compaq Presario and the LucasArts games multi-pack. X-Wing, Day of the Tentacle, Sam and Max, and Indiana Jones. Amazing. I was like a God.

I also remember playing a game called The Neverhood, which was a claymation liminal space game. Gave me nightmares of being trapped there, but it was still one of my favorites.

The last panel should be the caramel apple empanada