That’s an above ground swimming pool for rats

From my understanding they don’t need to be FDA approved. At that point blame the store, not the FDA. I’m just glad they’re getting this done before they’re purged by the next administration

I’ve had that warning for the last week. I thought a huge fire had sprung up while I wasn’t looking 🫠

Edit; it’s the Santa Ana winds, we get them every year. Not to say this time isn’t worse, but I’ve grown up with them and wildfires. We’re getting gusts of over 20mph in my area.

I always assumed you could vote at an embassy; TIL

I’ve had my Razer Wolverine Ultimate for over 5 years, maybe even close to a decade now and have never had any issues. It’s wired but comes with a very long detachable usb to mini usb. The original wore out but replacement was super cheap. The thumb sticks are magnetic so you can just pop them off for cleaning or replacement.

It has all the features of an Xbox elite controller and once you rebind keys it stays on the controller so no need to keep a program around.

If this gets annoying enough for you or you want the extra paddles I highly recommend.

Cause it’s easy. And it does a lot of damage

Dark souls has trained us well!

IS THIS TOO EASY FOR YOU

~y’know I actually think this life is pretty challenging~

I’LL SEE YOU LATER

edit; anyone know how to subscript properly cause I obviously do not

The fact it happened so close together leads me to believe this was something discussed on group chats. I’m hoping that makes it easier to apprehend the perpetrators and also their accomplices. The wheels of justice move so slow, so all the more reason your vote is counted

Shoutout to that one Doom mod that let me get this reference.

Banger song as well

I grew up behind the Orange Curtain and now live in the Inland Empire. Mercy kill please?

Fucking Redding. I’m not even surprised. SoCal and NorCal are basically two different states.

Peppers

I know you mean preppers (to the point where where my autocorrect did the same thing), but there’s some comedy to be had in imagining Jalapeños voting

Is there a way to see this as four? I’m assuming so but legitimately can’t see anything other than three. Is that the joke and I’m overthinking‽ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I prefer “I hope this email finds you before I do”

Big Mr Bubz vibes

I set up an auto replace on my phone so when I type ?! It’ll switch it to ‽ for me.

Stollen from Lemmy.

sigh I’m not happy I’m doing this either; maybe it’s the stress

I know the trope that this is playing on. I’m in collections myself for a lot of money for a partial heart attack scare (monitor your potassium levels!). It just feels icky to me since sexual assault of hospital patients absolutely does happen.

I guess for me it’s one thing to portray a doctor with a cheese grater (or the tens of other absurd variations on this meme) compared to an honestly more plausible sexual assault.

Then the double whammy of states just not helping women who want to carry to term but can’t.

All to say I see what the meme was aiming for, but I don’t love being raped as a punchline.

Immediately thought of QI

Oldie but a goldie; Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

It’s just so amazingly on point