That’d work great if the 1% actually felt empathy and had the ability/desire to put people’s needs over that of investors. Oh well back to war.

In my experience, Phillips heads strip more often than Robertson.

Can’t tell if rock is happy to see you or deeply offended.

Right? It’s a bit cringey but whatever, if he strictly wants to be immeresed as a dude, fine. Personally I find janky animations and repetitive sound effects/dialog to be the worst for immersion.

After reading it again though, yeah he dumb. It’s not the kind of game where you can create whatever character you like.

That smell tho

That sounds alright. De-legged makes sense.

I’ve never tried whole bugs, only protein bars. I feel like the texture of exoskeleton would be the worst part?

Cup of dick

Hyperbole!

I have a little bit of everything. Maybe 2/5 total.

That’s right! In the square hole!

A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.

Eeper???

My blizzard, my choice.

I’ve never heard the term glizzy before. I…don’t get it.

Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Ohhh. So bite the pigs when they’re still alive!

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.