Please buckle your seat belts and keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. We are now entering the “Find Out” portion of the ride. God luck.

Stop pretending that infotainment channels like NBC, ABC and CBS are still journalism outlets.

Lara Croft quietly snickering in the back of the room.

I want to live in the timeline where things Bernie sees actually come true.

Don’t worry, since we’re starting to ban social media for children to protect them, I’m sure we’ll ban church for children, too.

“Let them eat cake.”

“There’s no chance this leopard will eat my face.”

–Migrating Journalists, probably

This image is giving me 1970s Lite Brite flashbacks.

I find this all to be very irrational. I need to have some pi and think about it.

You should totally BUY a subscription to Netflix right NOW!

Only thing worse than Illinois Nazis are Ohio Nazis.

So, it’s delayed until just after the pardon powers kick in?

How… coincidental…

gasp

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

Double oarfisssshhhhh!

What can it meeeaaaannnnn???!?!?

You think they’ll stop at four years? I wish I had your optimism, friend.

Wow, Jason Bateman is looking rough these days.

Didn’t take long to cash in on his boy JD, did it?

No, I’m pretty sure it was the racist electorate. But whatever Nancy.

Someone’s going to the gulag!

Victim blaming isn’t cool, bro.