It’s hilarious because we are all going to die when this guy wins. If there is intelligent life in the universe, it isn’t here.

Where do you poop?

Now imagine how much shittier Kristi Noem is.

Whoa. How many toes do they have?

Bipped in the Bay.

I think he may have soul doubt.

Most people don’t give a shit.

You suck, weirdo.

Seriously though, I think it’s only a coping mechanism if you have an actual issue with it. Were you neglected during your isolation?

I’m a middle-aged man working full remote and playing dogs with my dogs is one of my favorite things to do when I take breaks. It’s fuckin great.

Upvoted but I wish you would have run your post through ChatGPT as well my friend. That was hard to read.

In my experience, the people who crave authoritarianism the most appear to understand it the least. This is both a cause and an effect of the authoritarian executive system when put into practice.

Most authoritarians struggle mightily to explain the rationale behind their own choices, even incredibly simple ones. They also display a genuine aversion to the very process of evidence-based critical thinking.

Thus the allure of authoritarianism is in justifying the release of it’s agents from the burdensome task of real, responsible decision-making. It’s not hard to understand when you consider how overwhelming the decision fatigue must be for those described above.

Great point.

The joke is on you; I was being serious!

Honestly though, I wouldn’t be certain it was sarcasm either given the many unfortunate belief systems I’ve encountered on the Internet.

This. This is how you get factual information in front of the eyes of those who would otherwise prefer to stare at the sun.

Weather you like it or not, we have a mountain of hard choices in front of us. And nobody seems willing to climate.

Could this be the first judge to go to jail for Trump?

It’s Bill and Ted’s Incellent Adventure.

You win time, friend. But I will return!

Although…nah. You win. Until next time!

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

You slipped up now, Hippie. We will expose the heart of your delicious plan(t), one buttery piece at a time.