[Monkey’s paw curls]

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Butthurt people downvoting you for giving the right answer. It’s frustrating, but it’s cleanest to run two instances of Readarr for two formats (which is why it’s best to run it in containers).

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

Bout to change his name to “Diddly”

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

+1 to this. Just wash it out before you put new mints in it. The Altoid flavor can be pretty persistent and mess with the flavor of whatever else you put in there. They’re curiously strong, after all.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

Sad day, but the digital carousel of penises will live on elsewhere.

❤️

Eat farts.

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

Thank you. I will not forget this. I would fight for you.

Just dropping in to ask if anyone has that image. I need it to win several arguments I’m currently having on the internet.