Yeah! And can anyone tell me what sleeper fatty means without that getting into my search history?

En croissant?

It’s not a tumor!

Good one. Pretty sure I’d die in that water tunnel just like back then.

Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um… is that…

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

Yeah they really make you work for this answer.

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Sexiness gets its own weighted score

Gold pressed latinum

Ah yes, the Air Bud rule.

Are we re-evolving back to quadruped shape?

Yes! Pour one out for your homies. By pour one out I mean drink it.

I like this idea of comparing the Soviet Union to the Wii. Like the Wii allows me to play golf in my living room. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

The “up” was down on the next line. For a second there I really misunderstood your comment.

This pic has to be at a UFC event

It comes in waves. Keep surfing, another one will come along.

Reverse the polarity of something?

That Iron Man mask will protect him