I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.

The survivors called it Pepe Day.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

Ah, the Hopoate

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Halo.

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

I mean at least it’s flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass…