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Cake day: September 12th, 2023

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  • “Best” is subjective in the sense that OP hasn’t said which metric is most important to them

    Your shitty suggestion optimizes for being gentle and considerate.

    I’ve chosen ease on OP’s part and memorability.

    OP, you can build tension over the night by asking to play songs that relate to infidelity. Shaggy’s “Wasn’t Me”, Amy Winehouse’s “You Know I’m No Good”, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “This Kiss”, that kinda thing.

    I’m oddly partial to The Outfield’s “Your Love”



  • I don’t think Santa = swastika but it is super tiresome when Halloween ends and suddenly there’s Christmas shit everywhere. I know it’s more a factor of capitalism than Christianity, but it even infects the meager Hanukkah end caps we get. There’s frequently products being sold that are clearly just Christmas goods painted blue and white (argh) paraded around as Hanukkah goods. Fuckin blue and white pine tree tchotchkes? C’mon what the fuck is that? Hell, one year I saw “chocolate Maccabes” which were literally just chocolate Santa candies in a different foil.

    It’s all expected, it happens every year (though the holiday seems to take up more of the calendar each year), but damn is it tiresome. And don’t get me started on the music!