Tommy Spudcity?

“Yeah, I’ll take a Cortez”.
“Is Pelosi okay?”.
“Ugh, have a Sanders”.
“No, all out”.
“Okay, I’ll take a Pelosi”.

There are a surprising amount of old kids that can’t even boil water for pasta. No one looking to date wants to date an old kid they need to take care of. (Some people do, but burnout is real)

If, when you’re born, you don’t choose to be rich, that messes you up forever.

Pronounced Janer, I assume.

The dog gains control of the dog. I understand.

Gotta warp space-time to get a few minutes more sleep

If the shirt isn’t xl, I can’t raise my hands without showing my belly.

Also if the shirt is bigger than L, I’m swimming in it.

touch ~/avocado ?

Ogre

Are they a cat? Maybe someone should tell them that it’s not a snake.

What I do for pizzas overloaded with toppings is start in the microwave, finish in the air fryer.

I’m also late to the air fryer game, because I didn’t want to keep making"fried" things… Instead I just kept frying things on the stove…

Boost has a filter so if a post has a keyword, it just doesn’t exist. I can just say no, I don’t care to hear about Trump for a month or so, thanks. And not have to leave the politics sub.

… They typed “make all” by themselves? Nice. I usually use a script to do that.

Eggs can both be literal and an innuendo (I’m sorry, I feel gross saying this)

Wled is great for the ones around all the time, xlights/fpp if you want anything orchestrated. (Warning: it, like most hobbies, is a money sink)

I have a set of outdoor lights that stay outdoors, that are programmable, so they are always seasonal/holiday/birthday related. Indoors we do Halloween, Christmas, Easter, and I’m sure others

Note on the one that I know, Massachusetts was only a change to the minimum wage for tipped workers. (And I’m sad it failed). The restaurant industry spent solid cash on this.

Edit: also in MA was the right for Uber drivers to unionize, and that looked like it passed last I checked.

Insert Shocked pikachu face