Or “25?”

Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

When the walls fell!

Ftfy

“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”

Inexpensive cars

Dark Moaf sounds badass

You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob… molded by it. I didn’t see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then…it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!

The cob betrays you!

I use Textra

When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.

Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?

This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.

Why not both?

That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.

Brass diggers?

His joke always reminds me of Patrice O’Neal’s counter point:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbBS-IYPmF0

You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.

Yes

I’d rather have a battery that lasts a week on one charge and can be replaced in 5-10 years.

My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.