I wish I was more of an animal.

Where’s my tail :<

Just like. Slept in a nice clearing they could find. Like animals. Because that’s what they were.

Ancestral humans did not live in caves.

Caves were either social gathering places or emergency shelters.

They lived in huts made of wood and bone and skin.

Spirits.

It’d be cool.

I’m basically a dinosaur by internet standards.

My bestie has an iguana. Not that exotic in the grand scheme of things, even if pretty cool.

So I’m also internet acquainted with a guy that cares for tiger cubs. Except the big kitties aren’t his, he just works at a zoo.

Possible? Yes. Going to happen? No.

If your authoritarian government wants you gone they don’t need to pull off Hollywood Hacker shit. They can get you for “drugs” (that they planted) or even just outright “disappear” you. They can get rid of you quietly, anonymously, and only your equally powerless kith and kin will care.

This kind of evidence planting is only for REALLY FAMOUS PEOPLE, when they want to put them through courts and convince the peasantry that, actually, this guy deserved it, and don’t be like him, before putting them in an electric chair.

I think halo is a really cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything

Whow (basedbasedbasedbased)

My sibling in Satan I’m not even american, in fact I’m hoping your cancer of a fucking country fucking ends itself in the next decade.

But in the meantime saying the guy who is currently in the process of finishing the job of displacing and killing millions has “actually done a lot better in the now” is

… You’re either trolling or really REALLY fucking stupid.

Either way there is no point in talking to you.

People usually do the thing they’re saying they’re going to do, you know.

Especially when they have the power to do it.

“calls for ethnic cleansing”

consistently better

Amazing

You must be from a fascinating alternate reality where the sky is red and fire makes things cold and people wear hats on their feet

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“We made people we don’t like fucking miserable for a bit”

Ultimately the kind of person that goes all in on a cult like MAGA could lose everything to shitty policy or because their great leader started a war or smth – But they’ll still reason it was worth it because all those <Slur>s were put in their place.

Why are Linux user’s power bills more expensive in summer?

They refuse to install windows.

We would also have accepted “because if you open windows in space everyone dies”

Mfw haven’t gamed on anything but Linux for 2.5 years now.

Racism.

That’s i t.

That’s literally it.

Whoever taught liberals that word, I hope they have diarrhea forever.

Trump and Musk have a big falling out over some stupid shit, but patch it up at their backers’ insistance.

Bold of you to assume they will listen to their backers.

Both of them built their brand entirely on being incorrigible narcissists. The micro-instant they have their falling out (and you are right that it will be over stupid bullshit – Because politically they are as aligned as two human beings can be) any of their subjects that even dares imply that said breakup was a bad idea will just be kicked out and replaced with a(nother) yes man.