Wow, that place is pretty fucked up.

They couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery.

But it does make your hair nice and frizzy.

Better to not roll over AND not start a civil war.

Civil war? What kind of shit talk is this?

Sound like you’re rooting for that clusterfuck of an option.

1408 not bad too.

And there we have it.

Chance of him learning for said negative experience: 0%

Six figures? Lucky you.

Go back to your kapusta.

Planes costs too much. Maganazis will use cattle cars.

15 to Stein who’s party didn’t contest most house or senate seats?

Hoping for a president with no house or senate support? WTF they gonna do?

Really?

Clinton???

Chonky kitty!

Rubles.

They did it for the rubles

Luckily Stein got lots of house and senate members elected to provide support to her platform… oh wait…

It will not involve lube.

It will not be pretty.

It will not be quick.

In Russian roulette, I might not die.

Or, my brains might explode out of my head to paint the wall in a vivid splatter.

Why the fuck would anyone play Russian roulette in the first place?

I heard if you coat your face in blood and lie down in long grass with your eyes closed, the leopards won’t ever find you!

Transaction AND interchange++ fees.

This is why many shops won’t take AMEX cards: 3.95% transaction fee! GTFO

Shiny piece of candy over here!

Look here! Shiny!

NO! Don’t look anywhere else. Look here, Shiny piece of candy!

That’s what a credit card is doing. Many, many people fall for the shiny piece of candy trick.

Fuck your Shiny candy, fuck your tooth decay. Give me 10% capped for everyone.

Tell me why Visa and Mastercard make so much profit per quarter… (it might mean their execs now have to travel coach and stay in only 3* hotels. Boo hoo).