Which do you have? Genuinely curious, never used the modern ones, but assumed they’d be shit/very fragile

Right guy would win in a fight, but center one wins the bread prize.

Without really wanting to take a side here, you could explain why his metaphor doesn’t fit your real opinion instead of just saying it was a strawman, if you’d like.

Only 7 years for me, but long enough to hope they miss my traffic.

What’s your alternative? Other countries have similar one-word names for their citizens, “Italians,” “Japanese,” “Mexicans”, etc. United-Statesians? Then we might get the complaint that many other countries are made of smaller states too! Let’s go for “citizens of the United States of America,” that’s nice and short. I get that Central/South America exists, but let us have the word, there’s nothing else which sounds good.