Yeah but Facebook was invented when I was a teen and I knew pretty quickly that shit was evil.

HEADSHOT

A frickin spoon!

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Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

Yeah, Anakin gotta die after that.

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Nah the movies didn’t magically become good just because Lucas gave us homework.

Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

Nintendo: they violated our patents!

Court: which ones?

Nintendo: (scribbling furiously on paper) these ones!

Checks out.

Until climate change puts us out of our misery.

Either life on earth dies or the billionaires get their mad max hellscape to rule over. Human rights won’t really be anyone’s priority, then.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

You let it happen.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.