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MAGA told us creepy men and male rapists wanted to use the law to be able to use the same bathrooms as women

The maga people were the creeps and rapists and they got their wish

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

Lol, 700kWh?

Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

But they already are, they believe in the holy trinity quadrity; the father, the son and the holy spirit, and trump

I have seen some sermons talking like this was the case at least

Please don’t “vote god”
Voting third-party like that is just wasting your vote, vote for one of the real candidates (preferable the non-felon one)

- Guitar Solo

Yeah that’s what the joke i was going for, if you’re super wealthy then he’s the candidate for you since he’ll do anything you tell him to if you just “donate” enough

There’s only one explanation

So Trump then, he’s easily pushed around, if you have money that is

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Just remember, the only thing that can stop a bad person exhibiting strong emotions is a good person exhibiting strong emotions

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer