Einfach locker durch die Hose atmen.

This specific brown noise makes my brain shut down fast. Jason Lewis is a genius.

Dread Delusion

Open World, meaningful (and hard choices), excellent writing. It’s the best game I’ve played in recent years. It can also run on a potatoe, but that shouldn’t be a problem for you. :)

Exactly, and I was way too young to actually care about colors anyway.

She always called me “the bastard” because I had a different father than my sisters.
That was enough of a reason to hate me, I guess. 🤷

It was definitely intentional of her to gift me a “girls” bike and she didn’t expect me to actually like it.
She also pulled stunts like gifting me and my sisters money on Christmas, but I got 10€ and they got 50€ each. My mum always equally split the whole money afterwards.

Dude, I was a child. I didn’t even have the mental capacity to spite my own grandma. I saw a cool bike, didn’t mind the color and rode it, that’s it.

Psychoanalyzing people on the internet is stupid.

Oh, you’re mistaken. I enjoyed that bike because it was a good bike. It just wasn’t “boy-colored”, but I didn’t mind.

My sister gifted me the third book of a fantasy trilogy series once.
I never read or got the first two books.

Also, when I was little, my grandma (who hated me with passion) bought me a pink bike just to piss me off, because she thought a boy wouldn’t ever like that color. I rode that bike until I was too tall to use it and every time she saw me enjoying that thing she was furious. :)

Yes, but with better teeth.

The police looked away from this for years, it’s insane.

Same here. It’s not so bad. It get’s really bad when I have to work on older PHP5 projects, though. Or shudder WordPress projects without OOP.

It’ll probably be a brick in a few months, when the company goes bankrupt and the servers it relies on get shut down. So even getting it for free would be too expensive.

What do you mean? I have every Friday off! :-)

I’ll probably watch just another season of Star Trek - TNG…

They should’ve renamed the movie to “Speedo Pedo”.

My new boss just cancelled all of our daily standup meetings that were introduced by the previous management. Reason given: “I have seen nothing valuable here during the last two weeks.”

I like him.

They’re all 7/9.

Can confirm - mine has neither, it’s a challenge.

Then you have lost control of your life and shortcuts are the least of your problems.

Yep, Adobe software still phones home even when it’s cracked. But there’s supposedly a list of hosts you can block to stop this behaviour: https://a.dove.isdumb.one/list.txt

Yes I bought it ~3 years ago directly from Lenovo and the rubber feet look just like the ones in that photo.