Doesn’t congress have to ratify though

Dudes like that aren’t smart/patient enough to beat Metroid

“Did you vote to take away my rights?”

sing-songy voice “I’m not telling!”

You think that’d be an improvement?

Horrible idea. You’d never know who needs to be voted out.

Why would someone turn in this guy when he’s clearly not the shooter? Different windbreaker altogether

They’ll only deport the people that aren’t profitable to imprison.

ITT: people who ignored the persecution Hunter has faced and are judging this on only an extremely shallow level

“If you bomb me, this is how many kids will breathe a sigh of relief”

… and Melania…

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No need to guess. Project 25 is free to read.

He’s probably walking a tight rope in the hopes his family doesn’t get massacred.

I wish I was as optimistic as you.

You think there’ll be an end to his term.

All the russian trolls? They’ve moved on. The America job is completed.

The venn diagram of those of us who can learn from this and those of us who voted for Trump is two distinct circles.

Narrator: They aren’t.

I had those tamales 3 weeks ago…

What symbol is that

… if there are any more elections

I dunno, what if Trump has a hamberder stroke in the next 70 days?