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Get a drink with more alcohol in it. It will survive longer

There’s a seatbelt at least

There is no lack of him in the picture

If you’re lucky, one of the shards will block the hole at the bottom of 4

Let’s hope Lemmy won’t be tearing you apart

Not the beees!

My first thought exactly

Honestly off the top of my head I wouldn’t know that the Niger is Africa’s third longest river, so I’m glad they call it that, since it makes the whole story more interesting than just an arbitrary river doing a weird thing.

Besides… it gives it that clickbatey touch of " oooh, i wonder what’s tge third longest river in africa! Better pause and check the article!"

It’s probably south of something though, unless you’re at the north pole

That’s a normal housecat. Not sure what people are confused about

I bet that spoon has some iron

Sounds like you dodged a bullet, if that’s how the CEO reacts to you declining the offer. Just imagine how they’d react to somone actually making a mistake at work

This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

Now i’m disappointed… i thought you took a picture with an old digital camera that scanned the picture line-by-line, and the cat somehow managed to jump up midframe, without ending up blurry

It’s a conspiracy, orchestrated by Big Adapter

That password is not very secure, you should come up with a longer one

Rly? My daily driver is GNU grep

Every frame will also have some handwritten info about the radio it was sent with, and possibly a photocopy of some dog in the corner

What about MiniDisc, the storage medium of the future?