It’s like you people can’t read in-between the lines and are incapable of understanding satire.

Whoosh

The other day some IT loser nerd called for a plumber because he couldn’t replace the fill valve on his toilet. Fucking idiot tool didn’t even know how to shut off the water. The fucker makes more money than I do and he just sends emails all day.

Do you seriously believe that Biden/Harris was supporting a genocide?

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He’s one of the good ones, a real credit to his kind.

What happened to threads? I thought that was going to kill Twitter

Trump goes against democracy, yet here we are. If we stopped letting the low IQ from voting we wouldn’t be in the current situation. Those slippery slopes are all nice in theory, but we are in situation where Trump is president. Sometimes it requires doing things that are in the grey area.

We did get a lot of people to vote, the low IQ majority decided to make Trump president.

They should implement IQ tests before allowing people to vote. We have to start limiting who can and cannot vote.

My investments would take a major hit if that did happen. So we’re not going to be doing that.

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I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

Telling a dude to shut the fuck up works in any context. I yell it at strangers all the time