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But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

Ahh, the ol’ Executive mandated happy ending.

Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!

It’s from an old Penny Arcade, Ctrl+Alt+Del, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.

30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it’s getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.

There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.

No, good sir, I’m on the level.

You’ll be given cushy jobs!

It glides as softly as a cloud.

Fey is bae.

I’d love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al’s resignation and “controversy” with Walz. Probably not worth it

Good point, after barely eeking out reelection, Tester has definitely been going harder this year.

It kinda is, actually. I’m from Montana, and he’s a lock, though we may be going blue with our governor, so maybe that’s more what it’s for? Seems like a pretty big waste of energy for 3 electoral votes.

I used to like Steven Wright.

I still do, but I used to, too.

Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”

“Sure!”

“Okay, you start.”

Has about a 90% success rate.

Dang it, that’s what they were. Corrected, thanks!

Don’t forget his shin splints bone spurs!

If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.

If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.