Good on you for standing by the truth and genuinely looking out for your workplace and co-workers! Being the one to point out uncomfortable truths isn’t easy, but it’s crucial for a healthy work environment. When people like you leave, it often leads to a wider exodus of staff, significant loss of experience and knowledge—and the business feels the impact. Keep being that voice of reason!
Bill from XBill - He installs adware and malware which if long enough turns into Windows. If you let Windows update you die
The Gimp - uses photo editing tools to give people red eye and blind them, or stretch them horizontally so they look weird
Tux could be like Mario, maybe different items turn him into different distros like eating a mint power up turns him into Linux Mint.