This morning I awoke with the following idea for a campaign issue:

People over the age of 65 who can should retire to create opportunities for the generations that followed them.

Assholes.

No notes.

Let’s hope they alienated a lot of people who had planned to vote for him.

Courts should fast track this one to make an example of them. Arrest them and sentence them this week.

Omg, the belt buckle alone makes me dislike him.

And don’t be ashamed about it. Don’t advertise it, but also don’t hide it. It’s 2024 and we’re allowed to ask for help.

Yeah, it’s about projecting confidence when you want something and you’re intimidated by it.

It gets mighty expensive.

I had the biggest crush on a coworker, but I stick to this rule like it’s oxygen. I waited to ask her out until after we stopped working together. To my surprise, she said yes.

Shit, I was able to get my GED to get in to college, didn’t complete, and get a job at one of the biggest tech companies on a prestigious project without completing either. But I was self taught and lived and breathed tech stuff to get there at 29 while the people with CS degrees were getting there at 22, so there’s a downside. But it’s just a piece of paper.

They also know dems are more likely to vote early. I guarantee these vote boxes don’t get torched in deeply red counties.

Asshole.

I loved him from Mr Show with Bob and David and The Sarah Silverman Program. I was really disappointed when I saw the pics of him there. What a shame.

At some point, things are gonna get bad enough that the masses will turn on them. That’s why they’re all buying islands and building bunkers. We should do it now, while it can make a difference.

Bezos brought in Will Lewis as publisher and chief executive at the start of the year in part, according to people with knowledge of the process, because he had worked closely with powerful conservative figures and had appealed successfully to conservative audiences.

What a little bitch. I cancelled my subscription over the weekend.

I always assumed they planned to be at the hotel but didn’t book in advance of announcing and got denied permission. But maybe what you’re suggesting is what happened?

As a person with cats, I prefer anything but black because their hair is highly visible. But sometimes you gotta settle with what’s available.

Gosh, I wonder which side would do such a thing.

Concept of a joke.