“Hey, let’s roll up some new characters and do a one-off next week, just for a change of pace!”

“Nah, we want to stick with the old campaign.”

“Uh-huh… okay… fine…”

What’s creepier: people too mad about a flat chest? Or people too happy about a flat chest?

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I’ve run across both attitudes and they both seem… well, unseemly.

I know the media’s stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?

(Kidding! I love you all!)

… are we gonna wrestle?

'cause I got a bad knee, just so you know.

“On August 29th, 4chanbot became self-aware…”

Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.

Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!

The real Phantom Menace.

We can do more damage that way.

Man, I think your LOD cutoff is borked.

“Yes, I have a game called polymorph the mouthy brat into a toadstool.”

There was a time when people thought legally mandated interoperability could become the law of the land. That dream is probably dead, but if there’s ever a chance to push it through, it would be worth doing. It’d be a complex piece of legislation to be sure and would probably need to go through a number of iterations to get it right, but it would be a start.

So, Microsoft – how’s Windows for ARM coming?

The future’s so… ugh:

“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Tonight we dice in hell.

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

I’m interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn’t finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that “i” will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”