Don’t be ridiculous.

I meant - Insects? Birds? Fish?

Male or female what?

Pea s wa s never an option

I’m just trying to find the bridge.
Has anybody seen the bridge?

RIP Mitch

“out and becoming hard”?

Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

It was so great they don’t need to.

“White cliffs of Dover?”

16 seconds is very young.

I don’t put anything like that in my sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices.

I think cooking it for hours tends to lower the acidity a bit.

But I think I just like it that way.

Nope.

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that’s probably why I don’t like jar sauce.

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

Well, I don’t think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I’m kinda old.

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you’d get was a recording.

“The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder.”

No, no. It’s Whaa. Try it again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT15xsxfzSo&t=237s

It’s a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3

I thought your mother was a hamster.

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