nice. I’m outta here

Well then that’s even better!

A Place For My Head by Linkin Park. Not all the time, but when it’s bad it’s bad.

You’re 100% right and I would normally die on that hill right alongside you, but if it triggers the chuds, just this once, I’m on team “chee”.

I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

I don’t think he’s planning on worrying about polls ever again.

Ladies and gentlemen, the evergreen Christopher Julius Rock: https://youtu.be/fzzqayKwWeY

Lisan al Ghaib!

Zombie Jesus will surely forgive us

“fanfic” absolutely sent me. That’s exactly what it is. Stealing!

“Take this and eat it” works in either context.

Farm Fresh from Gaza to Tijuana to a town near you: it’s Foucault’s Boomerang!

I need to hear more about this date.

Remember when Reagan…

Give it up for Jimmy Carter

Jesus wept

You’re far from the only one. Hang in there.

As you wish, you piece of shit.

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

No fucking shit.