speed

republicans have the right to be furious about things that aren’t happening, it’s in the Constitution

look, those boots aren’t gonna lick themselves

but you are supposed to remove tumors, not give them their own section of the body

the bread knife is also really good for slicing tomatoes

hth

You also most likely don’t get paid more for being more productive.

Seriously.

Someone pull out the productivity growth vs wage growth chart, let’s point out why no worker should give the tiniest shit.

Appeal to authority isn’t a fallacy if it’s a relevant authority, though. The US federal courts are a pretty dang relevant authority on US federal crimes.

yes, this is cowabunga with me, fellow youths

do you imply the existence of sandwiches that require… privileged access